I had forgotten why I quit doing these in the first place.  Time.  These take like 2 hours for me to write and come up with the words to convey how I truly feel about an album.  But life gets busy and other plans get in the way.  I'm not by anymeans done, but there's not going to be a set schedule.   2 in a week was awesome!  There's many, many albums to do and i'm going to continue writing about them when I have the time to.  So nothing new yet, only have a few minutes and then I have to focus on releasing my own EP.  

So i'll be back very soon.  Next up is going to be one of my favorite albums at the moment.  Emery - I'm Only A Man from 2007.  See you soon and wish me luck!

(2023) BLP Kosher - Bars Mitzvah

WELCOME TO MY FIRST EVER NEW MUSIC SUNDAY!!!

The first time I heard about BLP and BabyTron was how a lot of other people did, Lyrical Lemonade.  I guess i've been sleeping on up & coming rappers.  Anyways, I listened to "Mazel Tron" and became an instant fan.  It was funny because at first i'm like, is this a joke?  By the 5th listen, it was over.  I studied the whole track and learned every word.  It's been awhile since a song made me do that.  That beat went HAM, and the lyrical deliverance was definitely on point.  I've been waiting for this album to drop.  I guess it's only fitting that it's the first new album I review in 2023.  Let's do this!

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Track 01 - The Nac 3

I'm still new to BLP so I haven't sat down and listened to everything.  I know i've heard the first two Nac tracks, but off hand I don't remember them that much.  So he's definitely got an almost 90's gangsta rap sound to his beats.  His beats are dope AF.  I heard Danny Tanner.  I definitely like the piano lines.  He gets pretty fast there for a second.  Overall, not his best, but not bad.

3/5

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Track 02 - Wicked Miracle

He definitely has his own style.  So far every song i've heard of his has the same quality of lyric delivery.  I call him Pursey Jackson.  Classic.  BLP really is one of the best rappers out right now.  This track is definitely the best song so far.  This song is really to short.  The intro of the beat is really cool.  This dude is not playing.  This is not a drill.  Best track so far.

4.5/5

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Track 03 - 2000's Baby

I like the diversity of his beats so far.  I wonder if he makes his own beats or if someone else is doing them for him?  They're dope and that nana na na na part is gonna get in your head after 2 or 3 listens.  This one is dope AF too.  I'm really digging the na part.

5/5

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Track 04 - Fools Gold

Weird intro.  Not what I was expecting.  But when that drum and middle eastern type sitar comes in, that shit was awesome.  He really writes some catchy ass hooks.  I'm pretty sure the "Watttttteerrrrrrrr" is gonna be in every song at this point.  BLP is the perfect reason why you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover.  BLP is smart as fuck.  "Call me Vincent, i'll get in that van and go".

5/5

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Track 05 - Cheese Touch

This title has me rolling.  His lyrics are straight fire.  I love that you can actually understand what he's saying too.  A lot of rappers nowadays just mumble and it makes me feel like they don't even know what they wrote.  His songs are really short, but so far this album has lived up to the hype for me.  This one is definitely getting a second listen.

5/5

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Track 06 - Nightmare Up North

Ok I know the "Oh My God Ronnie".  So that answers my question from earlier.  I'm pretty sure he doesn't make his own beats but that's ok.  This is the best beat so far.  Once again his bars and knowledge of how to use them are impressive.  I like it!

5/5

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Track 07 - Special K

I know this one!  I love this track.  I could just imagine seeing this guy working at a Five Below.  Parents would be like, wtf?  This track is a banger and will definitely be one of your go-to tracks after you listen.

5/5

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Track 08 - Emo Jit

The intro to this song is FAR better than the rest.  The ha ha part is amazing.  His name drops are always on point.  This song really showcases that fact.  This song is probably gonna become a single.  I'd bet money on that shit.  Wattttttttttterrrr...

5/5

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Track 09 - J's & Z's Feat. Trapland

So far this is honestly the best rap album i've heard in a long time.  These are good songs to fly down the freeway too.  Trapland ruins the track.  Shoulda been Tron.  He woulda lit this track up.  Not bad, but not the best track on the album.  I'll probably skip this track.

2.5/5

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Track 10 - Expensive Gas

Ok.  So between this track and the last track, these are probably the weakest points on the album so far.  It's weird how a lot of great albums start off awesome, then get meh, then end awesome.  I hope it gets better from here, because this album started off very strong.

3/5

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Track 11 - Quite Frankly Feat. Luh Tyler & Trapland Pat

Man...  This track sucks.  He shoulda just went solo for this breakout album.  So far the lowest points have been the songs that feature other artists.  This track is horrible.  Just skip it.

2/5

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Track 12 - Endless Feat. DJ Premiere

The guitar styled beat really works and when he starts spitting fast, that shit hits hard.  The DJ scratching fits perfectly on this track.  FINALLY a feature that was fire.  I LOVE this track.  Best song hands down so far

5/5

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Track 13 - Miami Rainbows

The beats are coming back!  So he sings too?  This song is pretty cool.  Definitely unexpected.  The autotune was a nice touch.  This song is pretty fire.  I like the ending on this track a lot.  I think you'll like it too.  Definitely check this one out.

5/5

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Track 14 - Hawk 900

I actually watched Tony Hawk land the 900 when he did it.  That shit was crazy.  I always forget about BLP's skateboarding ventures.  He really hasn't been rapping too long.  Crazy how easy this shit is coming to him.  This song is ok.  It's not fire though.

3.5/5

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Track 15 - Open Your Mind

I swear i've heard this beat before.  This song is strange.  He goes in so many different directions that it will throw you off.  His influences seem like they range from Blink 182 to Eminem.  This song is weird, but it works.  BLP does rock.  Well, his version of rock.  Not bad.  Not bad at all.

4/5

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Track 16 - Another World

Ok this album definitely just took a strange turn.  This track and the last track sound like they belong on a completely different album.  It's almost like Blink 180 Kosher.  With tracks like this, he's gonna get HUGE.  Very 2006ish.  This track is good.

4/5

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Track 17 - Smoke To The Garden

Yeah the last three tracks definitely got Lil Peep rockish.  I love that he's breaking out of his shell on tracks like this.  His name drops are still fucking fire.  You're gonna like this one.  This should definitely be another single.  I bet it will be.  He even drops an Uncle Jesse.  He can actually sing pretty good.  BLP is something special.  He's more than his look suggests.

5/5

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Track 18 - Water To The Grave

So the end of this album sounds almost like a seperate EP that was just added to the end of the album.  These all sound very Modern Emo Rap/Rock like Lil Peep, Juicewrld, XXXtentacion, Post Malone and those kind of artists when they dabble into rock.

5/5

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Track 19 - Gravity

This song is weird as fuck.  It makes for a very weird album closer that will leave you wondering, what the fuck did I just listen to.  There's a lot to digest on this track.  I had no clue BLP sang, or apparently might go to church.  Weird turn man, weird.

3/5

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So overall this is a very solid debut album for an artist I expect to become a household name.  He was completely off the radar and completely unexpected.  It's still early, but i'd argue he already is going to be one of the greatest rappers of his generation.  There's definitely a few tracks that stand out more than the rest and I look forward to listening to it for the 15th time so I can really get a nice grasp on what I just listened to.  I wish Mazel Tron woulda been on this.  It would've been a nice addition.  Overall, very nice.

79.5/95

(1994) The Offspring - Smash

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!  It’s been a long while!  I’ve missed this.  It’s time to run it again.  This time around, I’m really going to try to do one of these a day, at least for a year and check back on my progress come August 2024.  So let’s start with my all-time favorite album, The Offspring’s - Smash.  So back when this album came out, CDs weren’t even the thing yet.  We were still mostly listening to cassettes.  I was 11, when this album came out and my brother was 16.  My brother listened to rap and rock.  So, naturally, like most young brothers, I decided I wanted to listen to the music he listened to.  Luckily for me my parents didn’t sugar coat things too much and they let us listen to profane lyrics, regardless of what the parental advisory sticker said.  Big mistake and let me tell you why.  I was a weird kid.  Not like eating glue weird, but I had a strange obsession with profanity.  I loved saying bad words when I could get away with it and when I heard them, I would always laugh.  

So one day my parents left me home while they ran to the grocery store and my brother was at a friends house.  I was straight up Kevin McAllister for two hours.  My mom had just purchased a brand new state of the art cassette stereo playing system and I got this strange idea.  I was going to blast track number two and put the speakers up to the front door so the whole neighborhood could hear “Bad Habit”.  So I set everything up and set the music to blast.  When the part came on I wanted everyone to hear, I opened the window and proceeded to scream the words along with the song.  “You stupid, dumb shit, Goddamn motherfucker!”.  It was classic.  I closed up shop in about 3 seconds after.  It was a wonderful moment in time and to this day, I still don’t know if anyone ever heard my 2 minutes of glory.  Let’s go into why else I love this album.

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Track 1 - Time To Relax (Intro) 

This might be one of the most instantly recognizable opening tracks in 90’s rock music.  Whenever I hear this it’s like a battle cry to get ready to rock the fuck out. It never ceases to fire me up, because I know EXACTLY what’s next.  JW getting rowdy, that’s what.

5/5 
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Track 2 - Nitro (Youth Energy) 

One of my all time favorite intros to a CD leads straight into one of the most hyper head banging tracks of the 90’s.  Noodles guitar riffs on this song are amazing and when that lead comes in… Honestly it might be my favorite lead guitar part of the 90’s.  This song is fucking incredible.

5/5 
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Track 3 - Bad Habit 

So here we are.   Hahahah.  This song.  Where do you even begin?  It obviously wasn’t a radio hit but if you know who The Offspring is, you’d be pretty hard pressed NOT to know about this song.  Once again, but with the bass this time, this song is INSTANTLY recognizable within the first three notes.  That shit’s impressive.

5/5 
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Track 4 - Gotta Get Away 

Another instantly recognizable track.  One of three radio hits from this album I believe. The Offspring really had a special formula when writing and recording these songs.  This song is so good, you still hear it once or twice a day on local radio stations across the world.

5/5 

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Track 5 - Genocide 

This track has always been my favorite track off of Smash.  The raw energy of this song pumps me up every time and instantly transforms me back into 11 year old me.  I miss the 90’s a lot and music is one of the biggest reasons why.  If I could only recommend you lot listen to one track, this is the one.

5/5 
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Track 6 - Something To Believe In 

One of the lines of lyrics in this song reads, “Do you accept, what you are told, without even thinking?”.  This album was deep as fuck and songs like this really showed it off.  So many bands are influenced by Dexter’s thoughts on the government and his influence still can be heard now.  I do this weird thing where I will call different bands the children of an influential band.  To me, The Offspring are OG.  Children of them would be a band like Rise Against.  You can definitely hear those kinds of vibes in their music because of songs like this.  Still flawless.

5/5 
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Track 7 - Come Out And Play (Keep Em’ Seperated)

This might have been their biggest commercial success.  This song was EVERYWHERE.  MTV had it on constant rotation and every hour our local rock station would play one song off of this album.  As a child, this was probably my favorite Offspring song.  At this point, it’s becoming very clear why I consider this the greatest rock album of the 90’s.  This may sound crazy, but I feel like this album was better than any Nirvana album.  Remember, I have opinions and yours may significantly differ from mine.  I love Nirvana, but there’s just something magical about this record and every track to this point.

5/5 
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Track 8 - Self Esteem 

A kind of anthem for losers everywhere, this was one of The Offspring’s first mainstream successes.  As we move ahead with this review you’ll notice a trend with this album.  Almost ALL of these tracks are instantly recognizable.  This album only has a run time of 46:47.  Something like 12 minutes of that is silence, so it’s really only like a 32 minuteish album.  So far this album gets a perfect score from me.

5/5 
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Track 9 - It’ll Be A Long Time

I didn’t really like their first 2 albums.  But this one was a fucking masterpiece.  Dexter’s lyricism really shines on a few of these tracks more brighter than the other songs and this is one of the best, lyrically.  His grasp of world events and what really goes on behind the curtains are the stuff that martyrs are made from.  

5/5 
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Track 10 - Killboy Powerhead 

This is one of my least favorite tracks. But, don't get me wrong, even at their least, they're still awesome.  This track does however ruin their perfect score with me.  Ironic, the song that made it happen was a cover song.  You can almost spot the indifference immideately.  Still good, but they should have used their own song.  

3.5/5 
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Track 11 - What Happened To You?

This is the strangest song on Smash almost taking on a ska vibe.  It works though and also has its place amongst the other stellar tracks in this album.  The solo is short and to the point, but leaves a resonance in your head making you remember it almost immediately.

5/5 
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Track 12 - So Alone

This track is kind of meh.  It’s a good song and all, but just not quite as powerful and memorable as the rest.  The first half of this album is AMAZING.  The later tracks just weren’t as good.  Don’t get me wrong, a few were, but the back end of this album was lacking some.

3/5

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Track 13 - Not The One

This song had more of Dexter’s amazing lyricism of world insight at play.  When I was younger, I didn’t really understand the lyrics as much.  But now that I’ve gotten older, these lyrics  are a lot more sense and feel just as relevant as they did then, as they do now.

5/5

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Track 14 - Smash / Hidden Track

I didn’t really get into this track until early in the 2000’s.  I would usually listen to the first 8 songs then switch to something else.  It turned out to be one of the best tracks Smash.  The hidden track coulda been better, but we won’t rate that.  Just Smash.

5/5

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Overall this is one of the best, most underrated 90’s rock albums.  People remember the hits, but forget about the AMAZING album backing up those hits.  This is an example of a perfect album.  Hopefully, it will still be listened to long after I’m gone, because it definitely deserves its place as one of the greatest all-time albums.

66.5/70

End of hiatus again!

Man has the world changed since the last review I did back in 2018. We are now in the future! 2023 to be precise! Man... Covid happened, Trump happened, Biden happened... well, is still happening. War in Ukraine. A TON has happened.

I don't think I had many subscribers and that's ok. I do this to share the music that makes me excited. Whether or not anyone reads about what I think is besides the point. I'm good at not finishng my tasks when I take one on and just walking away from it when it gets boring. This time i'm going to try to keep this going.

This time around i'm going to start reviewing my favorite albums, one by one, until I cant review anymore. You're going to learn a lot about music if you read on, because i am quite literally an encyclopedia on the topic. I'm also going to do "New Music Sundays" and listen to a band ive never heard of. The last time I took this approach I was uncovering gems left and right. Basement and The Rocket Summer come to mind.

So if you stumbled upon here somehow, welcome! I'm still your host, Jack Willowbee! Let's listen to some new music together.

(2018) Twenty One Pilots - Trench

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HI! It's been awhile but the hiatus is OFFICIALLY over! I had to work on getting my life in order and I had to set this blog to the side for awhile. Needless to say, i've gotten life on the right track and i'm ready to check out some new tunes again! It really couldn't have come at a better time either, i've been really looking forward to this album for awhile. But first, let me tell you some of my background and my introduction to Twenty One Pilots. So... first off, i'm from COLUMBUS, OHIO!!! No shit! Born and raised. Groveport and Gahanna to be precise, but then I spent most of my 20's near downtown on the famous, "southside"! Haha. So, let's rewind back to 2013. My friend Ryan, who I worked with at a pawn shop, asked me if I had ever heard of TOP before. I said no and he preceded to tell me they were getting BIG. I've been playing and writing music since 2001 and usually have my ear to the ground for EVERYTHING and I completely missed them. Even when he first played me one of their songs, I believe I walked away. It wasn't until 2015 when I heard "Car Radio" on a website I was reviewing for called, "Slice The Pie", that I became a fan. After they showed me who the band was when I was finished reviewing the track, I had an "Oh Shit" moment. My friend was right. They were about to get BIG. So now i'm a fan. I checked out their older songs and found favorites on all of their albums. I really like "Ode To Sleep". Like, REALLY like that song. So then Blurryface comes out, followed by Heathens. I am hooked. The only band to hit me this hard this past decade was Ocean Grove. So, all of a sudden, a band from my hometown, that I had no clue about, is the number 1 band in America. Pretty cool that they accomplished something I was never able to do, put COLUMBUS on the map. They did the leg work, now all of you need to check out other bands, including myself, from here. There's a TON of cool bands in Columbus and I guarantee, you'll at least like a couple of us! So back to it! Jumpsuit comes out. All of a sudden I realize they've created a CONCEPT ALBUM!!! I FUCKING love concept albums. Dark Side Of The Moon is one of my favorite albums of all time and any band that attempts to make a concept album, INSTANTLY has my respect. That shit is hard. As a musician, sometimes songs don't just come to you, let alone ones that follow a theme. So then Nico, Levitate and My Blood come out. All i'm gonna say is that so far, i'm floored. It's been a LONG while since I followed what was going on with an album every day. This album has my full undivided attention. I'm about to dab cookie and space out. I missed you 30 random people! It's good to be back. Let's start.
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Track 1 - Jumpsuit

I was hooked on this song from the moment I heard it. I've really been getting into heavier music again as I record my own album and the way Tyler screams on this track is fucking inspiring. It's full of emotion and definitely sounds better than 90% of the rock bands on our station, 99.7 The Blitz. This track was awesome! It made me literally put it on repeat and learn every single word. Those are the kinds of tracks that make you a fan for life and this band is well on their way to overthrowing Incubus as my new favorite band. I really love this song. Already one of the most memorable tracks of 2018.

5/5

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Track 2 - Levitate

Another song like the first, this made me want to learn the words fast as well. The rap was extremely hard to get down, but I got it. You knew I would! I really liked the way they made Jumpsuit flow into this song. I've always loved when bands do that because it makes the concept all the more real. One of the things I like about Tyler is how he literally is one of the best rappers and rockers on the Earth at the same moment right now. His rap verses inspire me more than most rappers and the screams make me wanna grab my guitar and write something fucking angsty! So once again, definitely another song to add to your Spotify playlist!

5/5

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Track 3 - Morph

This was the first new track I got to hear off Trench. Tyler has well documented his beliefs when it comes to religion. This song showcases how mature this band has become. This song is a full pop/r&b/rap masterpiece that envokes that 70's r&b/Marvin Gaye vibe when the chorus hits. Definitely another song that fits the narrative of a concept album, with another mention of "Nico". The musicality on this track has definitey come together on this track as Tyler and Josh have become completely confident as musicians. I really hope i'm not the only person who thought he said, "I'm off to someone else". I thought to myself damn, that's cold to Jenna. But alas, he says, "I'll morph to someone else". I have a feeling people will be confused until they read the lyrics like I did.

5/5

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Track 4 - My Blood

This was the sleeper track out of the first 4 songs released. It's good, but the other songs are much, much better. I guess I like the aggression of the other tracks as opposed to this, more ballady track. BUT... that was all said before I heard the song about 20 times. It's actually a really good song. It's one of those that, kinda starts out slow and if you don't give it a chance, you completely miss how cool it becomes. Tyler really got in touch with his inner "Marvin Gaye" on this album. His rap game is completely on point at this point in his career and now he's just refining it on tracks like this. Awesome song afterall. Not the best, but great nonetheless. I really like the Neverending Story synth in the background. You'll know it when you hear it. =0)

4.5/5

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Track 5 - Chlorine

This was the first new song that had me like, "what did he just say???"? It's kind of a shocking lyric that's probably going to have a couple of kids end up at poison control centers. HAha. For real. I bet by the end of next week we hear of some dumb ass kid trying this out. With that being said, the song itself is EXCELLENT. Besides, Jumpsuit and Levitate, it was the first song that jumped out as an instant favorite to me. The break in this song, really sounds like something beautiful you would hear coming from a church. I'm guessing that was inspired by his younger years. I like it, I like it a LOT!

5/5

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Track 6 - Smithereens

So... of course, Tyler had to include a song to his wife on the album. But, it's actually a catchy little tune! The lyrics are very fun and playful. It's really nothing like anything i've ever heard from them. I'm pretty sure he even sneaks in a "fuck you" in there. The way he does it reminded me of the way Brandon Boyd did it on the song, "Agoraphobia" at the end. It's so subtle that it's kinda hard to notice, but at the same time, you hear it. I really don't think i've ever heard Tyler cuss. Does he? I really have no clue about this. Actually, i'm pretty sure that if he did on this track, it may be the first time.

4.5/5

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Track 7 - Neon Gravestones

Wow. If you thought the Car Radio lyrics were deep, then this song will make that song sound like a children's television theme song. Definitely the darkest and deepest song i've ever heard from him, this one really makes you think about the way we act as a society when a celebrity kills themselves. Why do we celebrate that? We instantly make them Gods and speak up their name way more than when they were alive. I feel like, he really doesn't want to fall into the "gone before their time" trap, like so many greats before him. But at the same time, he still feels like he might lose the battle. I feel for him. Life's hard sometimes. Being from Columbus, close to Tyler's age and close to people with mental illness, I really can relate to his music better than a lot of people can. There's just certain things you have to be from here to understand, like our weather, our potholes, the fucking non stop construction that's making us one of the fastest growing cities in the country and our personalities. Ohio folks are one of a kind, but we all deal with a lot of the same daily bullshit together. Look this up for fun. The great Zanesville zoo escape of 2011. It even made national news and sparked a huge debate. Sad, great song.

5/5

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Track 8 - The Hype

I don't know why, but this song really reminds me of an Incubus song. One thing I do wish they would do is get a guitarist. I feel like, that would really take a lot off of Tyler's shoulders and give the band a fuller sound. Honestly, I can't remember a band where the bass was the dominant instrument in the band. I know The Police had Sting and he played the bass, but that's the closest I can think of. I really like the chorus on this song. It's the kind that will make you want to take a drive just to sing this song at the top of your lungs. This album really has a 70's / 80's vibe to it at times and the influences and styles used are across the board. This song really takes all of that and incorporates it in. This one is a really nice carefree track.

4.5/5

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Track 9 - Nico And The Niners

So when this track was released second, I was ecstatic! I couldn't believe how fast they dropped 2 new singles with accompanying music videos. They planned this album really well. I love this song too, another one that made me wanna learn the rap instantly. It definitely took a good 2 weeks of listening to it 3-10 times a day to do it, but I got it down too! The groove on this song is definitely a head rocker. I'm still a little lost on how all of the songs fit together, but i'm sure as I listen more, i'll start to see the larger story as a whole.

5/5

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Track 10 - Cut My Lip

This so far, is one of my least favorite tracks. But, don't get me wrong, even at their least, they're still awesome. It's just kinda slow and really reverby/echoey. His high voice part is pretty cool and is the stand-out part of the song. I didn't hate this track, I just didn't love it like the rest. Not too bad though.

3.5/5

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Track 11 - Bandito

Perhaps the chillest track on "Trench" this song is a good song to fall asleep to. The Beatles influence on this track is strong and they do it very well. Tyler has studied up on his classic music and the influences really shine through on this album. The spoken word part of the track is simply amazing and his lyrics really have never been better. It's really going to take some time and lyrics in front of me to make the connection between all of the songs on here. So far, it only seems evident in a couple of songs. The break in this song is beautiful. I'm a sucker for a good synth and that one sounds awesome.

4/5

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Track 12 - Pet Cheetah

OMFG. This song... When I played through the album for the first time, this was the one track that instantly made me replay it 20 times. EASILY, the standout track on "Trench" to me. It's kind of a Jumpsuit and Nico And The Niners blending. It's basically about Tyler's writing process and how he doesn't consider a song finished until he finds "the problem". The rap part is phenomenal and will have tons of people wanting a Pet Cheetah that they too can name "Jason Statham". Haha. This song is dope. Like super dope that will have you feeling fucked up for days.

5/5

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Track 13 - Legend

So every TOP fan knows that Tyler was very close to his grandfather. Sadly, he passed away within the past year and wasn't able to hear their new record. This track is a very heartfelt celebration of his life. It has a very 90's vibe to it and even though it's super-sad, at the same time it's very upbeat and kind of happy too. Everyone should be so lucky to have a grandparent to instill the knowledge that his did. R.I.P. Grandpa Joseph.

5/5

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Track 14 - Leave The City

This song definitely follows the theme of what I expected "Trench" to be. I can't wait until I fully understand all of the songs as a whole. This one is a little slower and makes for a good album closer and when that Neverending Story synth hits again, it instantly made me smile. I really dig that synth. Overall, not my favorite song, but it's another good one that fits this album excellent.

4/5

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Overall - 65/70

So... Overall, Trench was not what I expected. To a degree, it was. But after hearing "Jumpsuit" I thought there was going to be more screaming. I'm pretty sure I only noticed one other one in "Pet Cheetah". I almost wish they would do a heavy album. If they ever did that, I would be super-happy! But... this band is sooooooo much more than just that. They have entered a realm where they can do no wrong now. Every song they write will be super analyzed for clues from here on out. Be honest, how many of you also went back and listened to everything trying to find connections. The coolest one I found was that "East Is Up" meant to turn the "Blurryface" album sideways. This is an instant classic album that will stay on the charts for months. I don't doubt a triple platinum weekend in the US. AMAZING job fellows. Till next time, i'll be "sipping on straight chlorine"! But not really... Haha. Willowbee out.

End of hiatus.

I can't believe how much I hate. Pressure's of a new place roll my way...

The hiatus is nearing it's end.

Be prepared.

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NEW JACK WILLOWBEE ALBUM COMING OCTOBER 26th, 2019!!!!

Hiatus

I'm going on hiatus to focus on other endeavors. It's not the end, i'll be back!

Vacation

Decided to take the week off. Nothing good came out. Plus Prince died. WTF? Next week in his honor, I will finally sit down and listen to 1999 all the way through and review that. Peace out, go CAVS!

(2016) John Carpenter - Lost Themes II

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Anyone that knows me, knows that I have a HUGE love for classical, avant garde, movie scores & instrumental music. So when I see my main man John Carpenter is releasing another album of lost themes, i'm all over it. He's definitely one of my favorite modern composers and directors and I absolutely LOVE just about anything he's involved in. This is the guy that brought us, HALLOWEEN, ESCAPE FROM LA, THE THING, THEY LIVE & BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, amongst many others! So yeah, I get a little TREMENDOUSLY, excited. So without further ado... let's break it down.
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Track 1 - Distant Dream

This song starts off rather violently. There's no building it up at all. It's right into it. IMMEDIATELY it begins to sound like something from one of his movies. Awesome way to start this album. I have always wondered if he plays all of the instruments he composes and records. If so, that's freaking awesome. I would LOVE to own a keyboard as awesome as this one. Very cool stuff right here.

5/5

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Track 2 - White Pulse

Definitely very Poltergeist meets Halloween right from the rip. I hate that movie scorers don't get the credit they deserve. Most of us get so focused watching the movie that we never pay attention to the subtle music that lingers in the background. That's why Mr. Carpenter is different. He creates an inescapable mood, that is ALWAYS memorable. Think about it, EVERYBODY knows the Halloween theme song.

5/5

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Track 3 - Persia Rising

I'll tell you what. John Carpenter could release a 1,000 albums of his music and each one would be just as good, if not better than the last. This song once again is nothing short of amazing. The etheralness to his music always creates a landscape that can take you into his universe every time. That is both scary and thrilling at the same time.

4/5

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Track 4 - Angel's Asylum

I love how spaced out all of these pieces have sounded so far. They definitely have that "memorable" quality to them. It's a shame he didn't use any of these in any of his movies. All of these pieces would have translated to film very well. The ending of this song is AWESOME by the way. Trust me.

5/5

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Track 5 - Hofner Dawn

Ok, we finally come to a piece I don't dig a lot. I guess i'm more of a fan for his darker stuff. This is too 16 candles for me. Haha. It's not bad, just not one of the better tracks.

2.5/5

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Track 6 - Windy Death

This one started out a little "meh" but slowly builds into something quite a bit cooler. Definitely has a ending credits kinda feel to it. This piece would work great in a lifetime movie.

3/5

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Track 7 - Dark Blues "Kurt Russell"

DEFINITELY would have been perfect in one of the "Escape" movies. This is pretty much how I tell a good Kurt Russell movie from a bad one... (Excluding Overboard, cause that shit was AWESOME). All you have to do is match this kind of music to him and you know the movie will be great. Period. This song has Kurt Russell written all over it, so I am therefore changing the name of this piece to "Kurt Russell". You're welcome John Carpenter.

5/5

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Track 8 - Virtual Survivor

So far, this has been wayyyyyy better than his last "Lost Themes" album. Much, much more of the "memorable" factor. I saw he is going to do a tour this year. A MOTHER #$%&@! TOUR!!! I can't go, but GD I wish I could. I wish I could...

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Track 9 - Bela Lugosi

This track most definitely has a Dracula kind of feel to it. I think by naming it, "Bela Lugosi" he hit it on the nail perfectly. Those strings are freaking nasty as fuck! This piece is one of the better tracks fo sho!

4/5

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Track 10 - Last Sunrise

This is the kind of music you would hear in a paranormal movie while someone is investigating something. AS a matter of fact, try that to see if i'm right. Find this song and play it over someone investigating. I bet it works everytime. =0)

3.5/5

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Track 11 - Utopian Facade

I would like to see someone re-score the original "Neverending Story" movie with John Carpenter music. I wonder how hard that would be to get the music out of movies and then re-score them. I could definitely see this being the music being played on the way to the Ivory Tower.

4/5

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Track 12 - Real Xeno

Not quite the ending I was looking for, but nevertheless, awesome indeed. John Carpenter is THE MAN!

3/5

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Overall - 47/60

Overall, this was a AWESOME album put out by an ALL-TIME legend. Easily one of the greatest composers of our time, this album was AWESOME. Willowbee, out.

(2016) Deftones - Gore

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It's always interesting to catch up with bands from your past and see what they're doing nowadays. I'll be honest, I wasn't exposed much to the Deftones until around the "White Pony" era. That's the album I compare them too. "Around The Fur and Adrenaline" were great albums as well, but there was just something great about "White Pony". So here we are, 15 years and a couple of shitty albums later. Can they get it back? Let's find out!
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Track 1 - Prayers / Triangles

My first impression of this song was, "meh". As I am listening to it now for a 5th time, it really, really grows on you. So far, so good. I really like the guitar work and it's good to hear Chino still growing away. This song starts out a little trippy, kind of "Team Sleep"ish, but quickly sounds like a Deftones song. Very cool. I am impressed.

4/5

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Track 2 - Acid Hologram

Once again, after the 5th listen, this song is quickly growing on me as well. It's got the Deftones signature sound and the trippyness of a Tool song. It's very cool to hear them getting back to their "White Pony" sound. So far this album definitely sounds like it's going to get even better. I have missed the Deftones!

4/5

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Track 3 - Doomed User

This is definitely the heaviest song so far. Chino screams most of the verses leading into the choruses which are very cool. This is one of those songs that will get stuck in your head after a couple of listens. The breakdown in this song is absolutely beautiful. If your a selective song kinda listener, start here.

4/5

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Track 4 - Geometric Headdress

The one thing I will say about these songs so far is their memorability. It is AMAZING to hear the Deftones bring their all and create something this AWESOME, this late in their career. Only time will tell if they will make it as long as the Rolling Stones & The Red Hot Chili Peppers, but this kind of an album is a good indicator that we'll be enjoying these guys for many years to come! Best song so far!

5/5

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Track 5 - Hearts / Wires

Ok so FINALLY we have a contender for album of the year! All of these songs have been EXTREMELY memorable and after 5 listens, it quickly becomes evident that this may indeed be just as good, if not better than "White Pony". This song is no exception. Chino's voice is ON POINT. The creativity on this album is off the charts! So far this album has been "White Pony", meets "De-Loused In The Comatorium" meets "Mer De Noms".

5/5

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Track 6 - Pittura Infamante

There was a lot of new music that came out this week. WAYYYY more so than usual. Smile Empty Soul released an EP which was excellent. It only had 6 songs though or that would have been my choice. IT IS AMAZING BY THE WAY!!! However, this album was completely unexpected and has completely blown me away. I have been pleasantly shocked listening to this album so much, that i'm now on my 5th listen through!

4/5

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Track 7 - Xenon

It is now safe to say this album is JUST AS GOOD AS "WHITE PONY"! Yeah, I said it. This is ESSENTIAL Deftones. These songs are nothing but 4's and 5's. From this point on this album will be my second favorite album of theirs with constant possibility of becoming number 1. This album is THAT good. I only can dream that Incubus' outing later this year will be just as good. I did see they played "Calgone" with Ben Kenney in Mexico. THAT was breathtaking as well.

4/5

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Track 8 - (L)mirl

This album has not disappointed once. That's highly unusual for me with a Deftones album. Even "White Pony" had a couple of "mehs". So far, this album has been damn well near perfect. The guitar work and drumming on this album have been awesome and when Chino screams in this song, it takes me back.

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Track 9 - Gore

As we near the end of this album and reach the title track, "Gore", I would already give this album a 4/5 no matter what happens from here on out. They could cover "MmmBop" and i'd be cool with it. Actually... that would probably be pretty good! This song is another one of those that showcase the creativity put into this album. I am blown away! Sorry Rocket Summer... there might be a new number one for 2016 in town! The screams on the end of this song are ridiculously awesome. BEST TRACK.

5/5

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Track 10 - Phantom Bride

I am floored... This album has been nothing short of a masterpiece. I will be listening to this album for many years to come. This is a defining decade kinda album. One of those ones that will never, ever get the kind of credit it deserves. This is easily one of the best 2010's albums. This is one of the better songs and when the ending comes in it just get's that much better. =0O

5/5

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Track 11 - Rubicon

So now at the last track it has become evident that The Deftones have created their most impressive work to date. This is the kind of album that will inspire thousands of kids to go out and start a band. I've never been a HUGE Deftones fan, but they have completely won me over with this album. WOW.

4/5

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Overall - 48/55

Overall, we finally have a contender for album of the year. This one has my bet so far. This is the kind of album that should win TONS of awards, but never will. Fuck Taylor Swift and her illuminati contemporaries. This album is the real deal. A new one to place in my top 100. It's THAT good. Willowbee, out.

(2016) Weezer - The White Album

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Alright! Finally an album by a band we all know and love, WEEZER!!! Weezer is one of those bands that are going to be around for a long time. Beginning in the 90's, it is definitely nice to see them still around. So without further ado... The White Album.
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Track 1 - California Kids

From the first notes it becomes evident that Weezer has fallen back into place continuing the greatness that followed them in the 90's. It definitely has a Blue Album feel to it that somewhat lingers with a Pinkerton vibe. I have always loved Weezer's guitar solo's and this one is no different. Another good song from a great band.

3.5/5

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Track 2 - Wind In Our Sail

Track 2 is very piano driven. Almost sounds like a Twenty One Pilots song with Rivers Cuomo singing. Not as strong as the first track, this track is still good. So far this is not the album i've been expecting from them.

2.5/5

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Track 3 - Thank God For Girls

This song doesn't really fit the whole "Weezer" mold. This track kinda stands alone in their huge catalog of hits. It's nice to hear after all of these years, they still have surprises left up their sleeves. You can always tell a good band from a bad one by the way they move around different genres and styles.

3/5

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Track 4 - (Girl We Got A) Good Thing

You can definitely hear Rivers flexing his Beach Boys style on this beginning of this track. This one sounds albums like a Green Album b-side. This is probably my favorite track so far on this album.

4/5

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Track 5 - Do You Wanna Get High?

Well, I LOVE THE TITLE. That aside, this is definitely my favorite song. This song has the power to become one of your favorite Weezer songs. It has the classic vibe that Weezer has crafted so well. This song is top notch Weezer.

5/5

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Track 6 - King Of The World

This album has definitely been Weezer so far. It is safe to say that this is not the album I have been expecting from them. Their last release, "Everything Will Be Alright In The End" was very good. But this is definitely better overall. It's nice to hear them getting back to their roots. Perhaps the next album, will be the one.

3/5

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Track 7 - Summer Elaine And Drunk Dori

The beauty of Weezer has always lied in their simplicity. This song is a perfect example of how they are still holding onto that fact and taking full advantage of it. Weezer has been one of my favorite bands for a long time, so it's nice to hear them getting back to this.

3/5

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Track 8 - L.A. Girlz

So far, i'm not completely, overly impressed. It's been typical Weezer and I guess that I was hoping for another Blue album. It becomes incredibly hard for a band to equal the success they had with their best album. Bands like Incubus, Hoobastank & Metallica amongst others have fallen into this rut as well.

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Track 9 - Jacked Up

One cool thing I will say about Rivers. After all these years, his voice has not changed a bit. It is still the exact same signature Rivers voice that we fell in love with on the Blue Album. Weezer has come a long way since those days.

3/5

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Track 10 - Endless Bummer

This song kind of disappoints me. I can remember a time when Weezer would go out with a bang on their albums. This is just not the ending I hoped for. I'm sure i'm not the only one who remembers the 8 minute track, "Only In Dreams". Oh well, another decent offering from a play it safe band.

3/5

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Overall - 33/50

Overall, this album lies somewhere between the Blue Album and the Green Album. It's not going to win any awards, but there's definitely a few tracks worth adding to your favorite Weezer playlist. Willowbee, out.

(2016) Kung Fu - Joyride

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So this week i'm in the mood for something different. There hasn't been too much I would consider "great" yet this year so far. There has only been 1 truly GREAT album and maybe 2 other albums out of the others and a handful of songs from the rest. I will tell you one thing. I am really, really happy I took the time to get to know The Rocket Summers new album. That shit is dope as fuck. This week, there was a lot to choose from, but ultimately I heard all of them out for a track or two and finally decided on this band... KUNG-FU. The name was cool and after watching a video or two on youtube, I decided to that THIS was the album for this week.
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Track 1 - Daddy O

The first track brings the funk! It reminds me of old 70's funk bands like Parliment. This song is really good and it definitely has a feel good 70's vibe to it. It's hard to believe that this is a new song. These guys definitely know the genre and deliver perfectly on their opening track.

3.5/5

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Track 2 - Chin Music

Track 2 is mostly instrumental. It has a 70's cop show kinda, pumping vibe to it. I could definitely see mustashed cops chasing down bad guys while this song plays in the background. The sax player is AMAZING. It's official. This band is awesome.

3.5/5

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Track 3 - Vroom

This track has a very cool vibe to it. It is a lot like the last track and has an old school Incubus playing as the Tonight Show band kind of vibe to it. One thing I like about this band already is how long these tracks are. This one is 8:01 long!!! Get your attention span ready! It will be well worth it.

3.5/5

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Track 4 - Joyride

This song is AWESOME! It has a 70's vibe to it and sounds like it could have been on a movie soundtrack in the 80's like Ghostbusters. This song just makes you want to get the fuck down and boogie all night long. This is definitely a great starting point!

4/5

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Track 5 - Speed Bump Of Your Love

This might be the best song overall of 2016! This song is funky in all the right ways and really delivers. This is the stand out track on here and sounds like something you'd see the Harlem Globetrotters dunking to. If you like funk, it doesn't get much better than this.

5/5

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Track 6 - Prime Time Rib

So far I haven't heard a bad track on this album. This is easily the best funk album i've heard in a long time. Any song that's about ribs is ok with me. Not too much lyrically here, but with this band, that's just fine.

3.5/5

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Track 7 - The Getdown

This is the kind of music that puts you in a good mood. Another mostly instrumental track, I will say one thing... if funky, instrumental, 6 minute plus songs are not your thing, this band is not for you. However, if it is... you are in for a treat!

3.5/5

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Track 8 - Gold Coast

Musically, this is one of the best bands i've heard in awhile. It's rare for me to find a band I like without any vocals for the most part. But this band not only impressed me, they made me a fan for life.

3.5/5

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Track 9 - Samurai

This last track has a very cool feel to it. It is also the longest track on this album at 8:53! This band has been phenomenal and it makes me sad that it's over. That;s my only beef, 9 tracks was not near enough.

4/5

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Overall - 34/45

Overall, this album was GREAT! I really enjoyed listening to something different for a change. Willowbee, out.

(2016) The Word Alive - Dark Matter

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Wow, almost 3 months into 2016 already. Time really flies too fast, doesn't it? Well, with that time flying by, it leads us to my next review! This week I will be checking out, The Word Alive's new album, "Dark Matter". Let's go!
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Track 1 - Dreamer

The first track is a tad slow and emo, but towards the end their are some subtle screams that suggest they're about to get a lot heavier. I like this one even though it's slow and emo. You can definitely hear this band clicking on all cylinders. If this is any indication to how the rest of this album will play out, I think I will be pretty happy.

2.5/5

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Track 2 - Trapped

Track 2 reminds me of the music I loved in the late 90's. The screamer is spot on. The emo guy actually sounds a little better on this track as well. I really like this one. Very heavy and the music behind the screams is perfect. This band is actually really good! The breakdown in this song is ridiculously cool and for that, this song gets a 4/5.

4/5

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Track 3 - Face To Face

Ok, so maybe the emo guy isn't all too emo afterall. He actually has a pretty good voice and the he definitely compliments the singer. This song is a little slower, but thank god they don't shy away from the screamer. My wife heard a couple of these songs and immediately compared them to Linkin Park. I can hear that a little. Overall, they are impressive! With so many groups out there claiming to be post-hardcore or post-punk, these guys are actually worthy of that title.

3.5/5

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Track 4 - Sellout

This screamer is... simply put, AWESOME. He definitely shows off his abilities in this song. This is definitely one of my new favorite heavier bands. These are the kinds of songs that would be cool to listen to driving nowhere with the music blaring in the middle of the night. A good starry night kinda band. I wish more bands came out like this.

4/5

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Track 5 - Insane

This I believe is the song my wife heard and compared them to Linkin Park. I most DEFINITELY agree. You can really hear a "Numb" inspiration on this track. That is not always a bad thing though, I hate when people compare bands and then say they stole the others song. Not the case, they simply were inspired by it enough to create their own.

3.5/5

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Track 6 - Made This Way

This song kinda reminds of Linkin Park as well. I definitely like this band. They're kind of a heavier version of them without all of the dj, rapping crap. I will say the guitar breakdown in this song is ridiculously awesome! Very cool, very cool indeed.

4/5

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Track 7 - Suffocating

I do not like the vocal effect at the beginning of this song. It quickly bounces out of that though and actually becomes pretty enjoyable. Not as good as most of the other tracks, this one still definitely holds its own! Pretty good! I really have liked this album so far.

3.5/5

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Track 8 - Piece Of Me

This song is weird. It has too much space. I think they went a little overboard with the reverb on this one. It's not bad, but not one of the better tracks on this album. Go figure... no screaming. Funny I used to pretty much hate music that screamed, but as I have gotten older I have grown this strange affinity towards it.

3.5/5

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Track 9 - Branded

I really like the tempo this song starts with. I am now realizing that the singer may actually be the screamer as well. Which is pretty cool. Definitely sounds pretty versatile. His scream really is pretty awesome. It's like a mix of Cisco Miranda and Daryl Palumbo. Different, yet still somehow familiar.

3.5/5

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Track 10 - Grunge

This song may be the best track on this album and the breakdown is PERFECT!!! If you listen to any songs on this album, make it this one. This one should be the leading single, but it probably won't be.

4/5

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Track 11 - Dark Matter

This song isn't too bad. It's not the shining moment on this album, but nevertheless it is a nice filler track. The screams towards the end are definitely interesting. As Peyton Manning would say, "I like it".

3/5

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Track 12 - Oxy

I was hoping for something a little heavier closing out this album, but it hasn't been bad, so i'm not going to complain. It has been pretty enjoyable actually.

3/5

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Overall - 42/60

Overall, this album was pretty good. If you decide to buy it, it will be money well spent. Willowbee, out.